The Turd Burglar
Porta potty rental · Ham Lake, Minnesota
25 Google reviews
- Perfect 5.0
5.0 stars from 25 Google reviews.
What The Turd Burglar rents
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- ADA accessible unit
… Construction Restroom Information Handicapped-Accessible Restrooms The Turd Burglar offers …
- Hand-wash station
… Accessible Restroom Information Handwash Stations The Turd Burglar provides standalone …
- Standard portable toilet
Portable Toilet Rentals Twin Cities - The Turd Burglar …
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Why call The Turd Burglar
The Turd Burglar is an independently owned porta potty company serving Ham Lake and the surrounding part of Minnesota. Customers rate them 5.0 out of 5 across 25 Google reviews, which puts them among the better-reviewed yards on this index. Accessible units are on their list, which matters for anything open to the public. Call them direct on (651) 491-9341 for a price on your job.
What The Turd Burglar looks set up for
This is a job-site mix. The Turd Burglar advertises standard cabins and nothing at the event end, and most of the trade looks the same, exactly right for construction, farms and long-running works.
They name an ADA unit, which matters more than it sounds: accessible units are the scarcest thing in most fleets on a summer weekend, and any event open to the public should have at least one.
A hand-wash station is listed, which is the piece most often missing from a quote where food is being served.
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What people said about The Turd Burglar
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Where The Turd Burglar shows up
The Turd Burglar is listed on 5 town pages across Minnesota, with its yard in Ham Lake. The furthest is Crystal, about 20 miles from the address we hold. In North Branch there are only 2 operators on the list, so it is a thin market and worth booking early.
Where The Turd Burglar places
| Town page | Their placing | Field |
|---|---|---|
| Ham Lake | #2 | 6 companies |
| Stillwater | #3 | 7 companies |
| St Paul | #4 | 8 companies |
| Crystal | #4 | 7 companies |
Placing is by Index Score on each town's own page.
- Ham Lake (based here)
- St Paul 17 mi
- Stillwater 18 mi
- North Branch 19 mi
- Crystal 20 mi
These are the town pages that list The Turd Burglar, based on distance from the address we hold, not a service area they gave us. Always check they cover you before you count on it. If this is your company, tell us the towns you serve and we will use those instead.
The Turd Burglar on the map
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Call them on (651) 491-9341, or leave your number and they call you, along with the other companies serving Ham Lake, Minnesota, so you have something to compare it against.
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How this listing scores
The Turd Burglar scores 80 out of 100 on our Index Score, the score that orders every town page. Companies can't pay us to move it. Here is where the points come from.
| Component | Points | What we found | Next step up |
|---|---|---|---|
| Review volume | 20 of 30 | 25 Google reviews | 30 reviews is the next step up |
| Rating | 25 of 25 | 5.0 out of 5 | Top band |
| Unit coverage | 20 of 30 | 3 unit types named on their own site | Weighted by rarity, so a trailer or ADA unit moves it most |
| Contactable | 15 of 15 | website, phone, address | Full marks |
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Questions about The Turd Burglar
- How do I claim the The Turd Burglar listing?
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- What kinds of porta potty does The Turd Burglar rent?
- Their own website lists ADA accessible unit, hand-wash station and standard portable toilet. We record only what a company states plainly, so some listings are shorter than the business really is.
- Can I get a wheelchair-accessible unit from The Turd Burglar?
- Yes. The Turd Burglar lists ADA accessible units on its website. An event open to the public should have at least one, and the usual guidance is 5% of your total with a minimum of one.
- What does a porta potty from The Turd Burglar cost?
- Measured rates run $110 to $170 a month for a standard unit and $135 to $290 a month for an ADA unit, across the operators who publish one. Restroom trailers are priced per station; the industry quotes $800 to $3,500. The Turd Burglar quotes per job instead of publishing a rate card, so call with the unit, the dates and the site address and they can price it on the spot.
- Is The Turd Burglar well reviewed?
- The Turd Burglar holds 5.0 stars across 25 Google reviews. Enough reviews for the average to mean something. We show the count beside the rating everywhere on this site for that reason.
- Does The Turd Burglar serve my town?
- The Turd Burglar is based in Ham Lake, Minnesota and we show it on town pages within 25 miles. That radius is our estimate, not their stated service area. A long rental needs servicing every week for the whole term, so ask how far they will travel before you assume.
The Turd Burglar vs other porta potty companies in Ham Lake, Minnesota
Everyone we list serving Ham Lake, Minnesota, ranked by Index Score, with The Turd Burglar highlighted. Nobody pays to appear here and nobody can pay to move up.
| Company | Price | Google rating | Phone |
|---|---|---|---|
| On Site Companies | — | 4.5★ (142) | (651) 429-3781 |
| Ty's Wedding Rental and Services LLC | — | 5.0★ (46) | (651) 734-3662 |
| Jimmy's Johnnys Inc. | — | 3.6★ (26) | (651) 277-7368 |
| The Turd Burglar this company | — | 5.0★ (25) | (651) 491-9341 |
| Luxrooms | — | 5.0★ (16) | (320) 496-7379 |
| Loon Luxury Restrooms | — | 5.0★ (11) | (970) 208-7115 |
See every porta potty company serving Ham Lake, and which units each one rents.